Opening: On the stage is the background of a restaurant with a big sign that says: Scottish sentiment.
Opening Ceremony: Zhao Benshan is wearing a big cotton-padded jacket in Northeast China, carrying a bunch of garlic on his back and holding it in his hand, pulling Mao Mao on the stage.
Zhao Benshan: Here we are!
Maomao: Here we are.
Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. That&;s not … Scottish.
Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards. It&;s Scottish.
Zhao Benshan: Huh? Mood, huh? Just put it here to eat.
Maomao: Grandpa, is this old and expensive?
Zhao Benshan: It&;s more expensive. I have money … more than 30,000. Where&;s your bag?
Mao Mao: I didn&;t take my bag?
Zhao Benshan: The money bag, the yellow bag!
Mao Mao: I&;m finished … I left it on the kang!
Zhao Benshan: Do you think you can do one more thing, kid? You said you were working for you, but you left on the kang. Do you have any money in your pocket?
Mao Mao: In my pocket … it&;s only … it&;s only over 70 yuan.
Zhao Benshan: I still have 400, that&;s enough!
Mao Mao: That can&;t be done either?
Zhao Benshan: Is that enough? That&;s it. Waiter …
Shenyang: Sorry, grandpa, this is an upscale hotel, and we don&;t accept agricultural and sideline products!
Zhao Benshan: No, we eat.
Shenyang: Well … for dinner?
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t you?
Shenyang: Not really!
Zhao Benshan: I said, girl, this meal is very important.
Shenyang: Well, who do you call a girl? She&;s a man!
Zhao Benshan: What about … such a costume? This is, how to wear a skirt?
Shenyang: It&;s packed in our Scottish style. Besides, it&;s not a skirt. It&;s cropped trousers. Look, do you have pants? Oh, my God, I&;m in a hurry. Oh, my God, I said there is no crotch in the aisle.
Zhao Benshan: All right, that leg is for tomorrow. Haha, I said, young man, let me tell you something. I invited an important guest to dinner today. You must treat him well.
Shenyang: No problem!
Zhao Benshan: Come on, let me ask you something. How much does this … your hotel cost if you want to have a quick meal?
Small Shenyang: Why are you so impatient?
Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive ones …
Small Shenyang: Let&;s get one or twenty thousand.
Zhao Benshan: One or twenty thousand?
Mao Mao: Grandpa …
Zhao Benshan: So what? Is there any situation where one person has finished eating today and another person will come to pay the bill?
Little Shenyang: What&;s the note?
Zhao Benshan: No, we, not IOUs, are not short of money! Rich. Here! (Handing out 100 yuan to Xiao Shenyang)
Shenyang: What do you mean?
Zhao Benshan: Tip!
Shenyang: Oh, my God, you are so bright and handsome!
Zhao Benshan: It&;s handsome to give 100 yuan. I&;m telling you, it&;s not for nothing. Oh, when the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, understand? You have to hold some for me when I order.
Small Shenyang: How to take a ride?
Zhao Benshan: I have given face again.However, you can&;t spend too much money. If I order expensive food …
Shenyang: I told you … No!
Zhao Benshan: Oh, my God, you are amazing! Come on … Come on, bring it … Here&;s another 30!
Small Shenyang: I&;ll give you a clear bag, hey.
Zhao Benshan: Thank you!
Shenyang: Don&;t worry!
Maomao: Grandpa, I&;m a little hungry.
Zhao Benshan: Hungry? Bowl of noodles!
Shenyang: Well, a bowl of 78 yuan.
Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive?
Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy.
Zhao Benshan: Well, is halogen expensive?
Small Shenyang: Halogen is free of charge.
Zhao Benshan: Then you have a bowl of brine. Try the salty water first. Okay, okay, go, go.
Little Shenyang: Mom, I haven&;t been there.
Zhao Benshan: That&;s because I didn&;t come. If I had come, you would have been here.
Small Shenyang: This old man, I want to say noodles don&;t cost money, you want noodles, you also! (Little Shenyang leaves)
Zhao Benshan: Come on, stand up and tell you, oh, when Mr. Bi comes later, you must win my face. This is the best chance in life, you know? Grandpa has trained you for more than forty years.
Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I?
Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for more than 30 years. Your father is a semi-finished product. I have trained as the stationmaster of the cultural station. You must surpass him. Are you confident?
Mao Mao: Yes!
Zhao Benshan: Make up your mind.
Mao Mao: I appointed that Hong Hushui waves, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and each wave is stronger than the other, and my father was photographed on the beach.
Zhao Benshan: Ambitious!
Small Shenyang: Alas, here we are.
Zhao Benshan: Come on, drink this marinade first. The child is hungry.
Maomao: Oh, grandpa is a little salty!
Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Salted the whole bowl of water.
Small Shenyang: Free water, right?
Zhao Benshan: Just plain water!
(Bi Fujian appears)
Shenyang: Oh, oh, don&;t move. Oh, aren&;t you that person?
Bi Fujian: Who?
Shenyang: Are you that, stupid … Zhu Jun? Not Zhu Jun! Bai Yansong? No! Old bi? Are you Mr. Bi?
Bi Fujian: My last name is Bi.
Shenyang: Oh, my God, Teacher Bi is here! Why did you come out? Hey, mom, come on, come on … Don&;t let him get away! Teacher Bi … Old Bi …
Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, what are you doing? Fuck and pull, let the wolf drive you out. !
Shenyang: Teacher Bi?
Zhao Benshan: I know. This is my guest.
Shenyang: Oh, my God, Mr. Bi, can you take a picture of me?
Zhao Benshan: You go first. You just arrived, right? Oh, my God, I&;ve been waiting here for half a day!
Bi Fujian: Hello, hello! Excuse me, who are you?
Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for?
Bi Fujian: I&;m looking for Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua Township Cultural Station.
Zhao Benshan: Yes, (pointing to Mao Mao), this is Zhao Tiezhu&;s father. I am……
Mao Mao: I said, you … Zhao Tiezhu is my father.
Zhao Benshan: I&;m Zhao Tiezhu&;s father. Aren&;t you looking for your father? No, you … Just look for it!
BifuSword: Dad, it&;s not … that … I&;m looking for your son.
Zhao Benshan: He&;s waiting for you in the village. Oh, the village is so grand. The secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you there. When you&;re done, you&;ll get a big room and a big photo for you. It&;s hanging in the middle. There are flowers all around!
Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are those flowers?
Zhao Benshan: There are both white and yellow ones. How beautiful! Really, people are waiting with pens, waiting, crying, waiting for you …
Bi Fujian: Why are you crying?
Zhao Benshan: Isn&;t it exciting to cry? You go … Come on!
Bi Fujian: No, no, let&;s go to the village!
Zhao Benshan: For the village layout, I said we should have a meal in Tieling first, and then go there afterwards. You see?
Bi Fujian: Eating here?
Zhao Benshan: It&;s the most expensive in Tieling … You come.
Bi Fujian: Don&;t … Don&;t!
Zhao Benshan: Nothing!
Bi Fujian: Grandpa … I … Brother, I ate on the plane.
Zhao Benshan: Is it all right for the guest to follow the Lord? Just listen to what&;s arranged for you.
Shenyang: Take a picture of Mr. Bi, Mr. Bi … Take a picture …
Bi Fujian: Are you a waiter? It looks very happy!
Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood when I first came here. You said there was no such dress. Oh, I&;m surprised, Mom … Just arrived, right?
Bi Fujian: Just arrived, just arrived!
Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers.
Bi Fujian: Really?
Zhao Benshan: Aren&;t you from Dalian?
Bi Fujian: Yes, yes, from Dalian.
Zhao Benshan: Where do you live?
Bi Fujian: I live in Dalian Laobie Bay.
Zhao Benshan: Oh dear, there are relatives.
Bi Fujian: With you?
Zhao Benshan: The child&;s grandfather is also in Laobie Bay, also named Bi!
Maomao: Hmm!
Bi Fujian: What&;s my name?
Mao Mao: Bimenting!
Bi Fujian: Your old master must be an expert at playing mahjong. Right?
Zhao Benshan: What?
Bi Fujian: It&;s nice to be behind closed doors!
Zhao Benshan: Good. Did you call it a closed-door cannon?
Bi Fujian: My name is Bi Fujian!
Zhao Benshan: Oh, my God, look at that smile. It looks like the photo of Grandpa before he left.
Mao Mao: Grandpa, he is more like not laughing.
Bi Fujian: Even if I can&;t hide.
Zhao Benshan: The child will kiss his grandfather if he doesn&;t kiss him all his life. Grandpa cried him out when he left. Please recognize him!
Mao Mao: Hello, Grandpa!
Bi Fujian: Hey, no, no! Get up, get up, New Year&;s Day. If you want to come here, I have to give you lucky money.
Zhao Benshan: No, no.
Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, take a picture of me!
Zhao Benshan: I haven&;t eaten yet. Let&;s order first.
Shenyang: Don&;t order until after the photo is taken.
Zhao Benshan: Hurry up, and take photos after the hour!
Little Shenyang: Just ran away?
Zhao Benshan: Who&;s running? Don&;t … It&;s all low-key. Don&;t tell this and that.
Zhao Benshan: Her grandfather, these are really relatives. Please order!
Bi Fujian: No, no, let&;s just grab a bite to eat. You can do it.
Zhao Benshan: Now that our family is rich, farmers&; lives are different from those in the past. Just eat hard. How much can you eat? IPoint …
Bi Fujian: Help yourself!
Zhao Benshan: Four from Australia!
Shenyang: Sorry, no!
Bi Fujian: Don&;t order anything expensive. Come down here.
Zhao Benshan: A lobster of four catties!
Shenyang: Sorry, it&;s not that big!
Zhao Benshan: How big is it?
Small Shenyang: There are … more than a kilo.
Zhao Benshan: Do you have anything over a kilo …?
Shenyang: Yes or no?
Zhao Benshan: This is your shop. Don&;t you understand? It&;s not bad money!
Shenyang: Oh, there isn&;t!
Bi Fujian: Let me have a look, not to mention shark fin.
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t eat fish with stings. I got stuck eating fish with stings once, and finally it was hard to choke with steamed bread and soak in vinegar. I went to the hospital and took it out with tweezers. Don&;t eat that stuff.
Bi Fujian: Neither did he.
Zhao Benshan: What do you want in this hotel? What are you doing? This is! Is it easy for this person to come once? You call your boss.
Shenyang: No!
Zhao Benshan: You just remember a &”;no&”;, don&;t you, boss?
Shenyang: The boss is out!
Zhao Benshan: What to eat?
Bi Fujian: Let&;s have some home-cooked meals. Let&;s do it privately.
Zhao Benshan: Folk boy, have a small stewed mushroom.
Shenyang: No!
Zhao Benshan: Well, you can have it!
Shenyang: Well, really not!
Zhao Benshan: I brought it, duck eggs. Bring it here. Thanks to it, I brought it to Beijing for you. Now you can&;t take it away. Let&;s leave it here to eat.
Bi Fujian: Brother … You can&;t eat s!
Zhao Benshan: This is a domestic mushroom. Let&;s stew it in a pressure cooker for a long time. Come on, ok … Here&;s a dish. Come on, idiot!
Shenyang: Who are you calling an idiot?
Zhao Benshan: No, I said, order another stupid egg.
Shenyang: No!
Zhao Benshan: Come on, I have it! Come on, like you, this is a stir-fry of eggs and green onions.
Bi Fujian: Brother, why do you prepare all the materials for the next hotel?
Zhao Benshan: No, he didn&;t. The problem is that he can&;t find these things. These dishes are gone, but two are gone. You know what, I&;ll give you a chance. Will your hotel say no if Mr. Bi comes once?
Shenyang: Give me one! Grandpa, why are you so picky? You said you didn&;t order any, so we&;ll build another one after that, right?
Zhao Benshan: Come on, young man, you&;re like this. We didn&;t order any lobster. After I ordered it, you didn&;t have any lobster.
Small Shenyang: Is there, haven&;t you counted it yet?
Zhao Benshan: What do I have? Didn&;t you say I didn&;t?
Shenyang: Stop talking. What if something happens later?
Zhao Benshan: I said, are you short of money or not?
Small Shenyang: I know that my uncle is not short of money. I mean that when Mr. Bi finally comes, we can&;t care about money ourselves. Uncle, you see I&;m young, but I&;ve concluded that people&;s life is actually short. Sometimes it&;s the same as sleeping. When you clos—— clos——.
Bi Fujian: Brilliant, young man!
Zhao Benshan: Brilliant what? He is a fart!
Shenyang: Grandpa, I didn&;t mean anything else.
Zhao Benshan: What do you mean?
Small Shenyang: I mean that, people can&;t take money too seriously. Money is a thing outside the body. Do you know what is the most painful thing for people? People are dead, and the money is not spent!
Zhao Benshan: Do you know the most painful thing in life? People are alive, money is gone! Not bad money, don&;t worry, do it well.
Shenyang: OK!
Zhao Benshan: This kid!
Small Shenyang: This day, it&;s too embarrassing.
Zhao Benshan: Come on, her grandfather, this dish needs to be cooked for a while. Look at Ya Dan, the child, who has been an artistic germ since he was a child.
Bi Fujian: Art … Art cell!
Zhao Benshan: Yes, look, can it b《》.
Zhao Benshan: Really? There is such a relationship.
Bi Fujian: So … What will she order?
Zhao Benshan: Come on, give grandpa a watch, waiter, take that Mike and karaoke microphone. Stand still!
Bi Fujian: That&;s it, then. Sign up according to our rules!
Zhao Benshan: Step forward and relax!
Maomao: I&;m from Chishuigouzi, a lotus in Tieling, a big city. My name is Ya Dan. Today, I feel very impulsive. It&;s sunny tonight, and it&;s cloudy and sunny tonight.
Small Shenyang: Mom, report the weather forecast.
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t tell him, she is talking about mood.
Maomao: My mood changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? That is, I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so kind that he can take me to Youguang Avenue.
Bi Fujian: Starlight.
Zhao Benshan:.
Hairy: Up. I am very grateful to my grandfather. I am so grateful to you for giving me this opportunity. If you can really lead me to the path, I thank your eight generations of ancestors … I thank you on behalf of the eight generations of ancestors, and I will never forget your great kindness. I will never forget you in my life, and I will never let you go as a ghost.
Bi Fujian: Grandpa … no, no, her grandpa, the more I hear this, the more I panic.
Zhao Benshan: This child, what do you mean? She just wants to get back at you. No, no … reimbursement … not … repay kindness, repay kindness with kindness, and you can&;t forget grandpa when you are successful. Com《青藏高原》 of Li Guyi.
Mao Mao: Well, Li Na&;s song … Who brought the ancient call and the Millennium expectation …
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t sing in the middle, sing the one at the back … Ah, ah, ——.
Maomao: That is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau …
Bi Fujian: I&;m young. What a high voice!
Zhao Benshan: Come on, one more tune. Come on, then …
Maomao: Grandpa, the halogen is a little salty!
Bi Fujian: OK!
Zhao Benshan: Well, what else? What&;s more, the one who cried and sang at the backWhat a …
Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, wait a minute …
Zhao Benshan: Even crying and talking.
Bi Fujian: Let me ask, what program is it even crying?
Zhao Benshan: It&;s about how difficult it is for my family and how difficult it is!
Bi Fujian: No, no, it&;s called acceptance speech. It&;s all true stories. You haven&;t been to Beijing yet, so you can accept the acceptance speech.
Zhao Benshan: No, it doesn&;t matter. Besides, under this condition, can it be done without winning the prize? Her grandfather is here, can I still have no bottom? Come on, come on, this kid is amazing. I&;ll say three. One, two, three, cry ——.
Mao Mao: Grandpa …
Zhao Benshan: Cry, cry … It&;s over. I&;ll stay at home and cry.
Mao Mao: Then I can&;t cry …
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t you have feelings for her grandfather? Grandma&;s photo is here, cry!
Maomao: Hmmm ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Zhao Benshan: You&;re finished. Laugh and cry …
Mao Mao: That&;s interesting … That photo!
Bi Fujian: Stop it, stop it, the talent is good, and the singing is good.
Zhao Benshan: OK?
Small Shenyang: It&;s not bad. Oh, my gosh, if I can get in this way, I can get in.
Zhao Benshan: Go up there and serve the food quickly!
Sh《》.
Zhao Benshan: What avenue are you going to? It&;s hard for you to get on the kang. You serve food.
Shenyang: Teacher Bi came here easily. Let me show you. I can sing, too.
Zhao Benshan: Well, if you have time, listen, you know, it&;s all about the art circle. You are a waiter, why are you singing?
Shenyang: Let me sing one!
Zhao Benshan: I won&;t let you sing!
Shenyang: If you don&;t let me sing, I won&;t serve you food!
Zhao Benshan: If you don&;t serve, I&;ll find your boss.
Shenyang: You ask the boss, and I&;ll tell you what you told me.
Zhao Benshan: What you say … must be better than singing!
Bi Fujian: Why don&;t you start talking, or sign up.
Shenyang: Actually, Miss Bi, my fate is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Bi.
Zhao Benshan: You can forget it. You don&;t need it. You should sing. You …
Bi Fujian: Don&;t interrupt, don&;t interrupt … What will you order, young man?
Shenyang: I can imitate the show.
Bi Fujian: Who can you imitate?
Shenyang: Imitate Teach《我和你》
Zhao Benshan: You sing alone. You just got off the plane. Sing with him?
Bi Fujian: No, he sang with me.
Zhao Benshan: Sing with me and I won&;t sing with him.
Bi Fujian: Brother, let me explain to you. This is the name of a song. It&;s call《我和你》. Sing it!
Zhao Benshan: Haha.
Shenyang: The title of the song, shall I sing one for Mr. Bi?
Bi Fujian: Sing.
Shenyang: You and I, heart to heart, live in the global village … I forgot the lyrics!
Zhao Benshan: Come on, your singing is off, your pants are off, you are, you are the one who is off.Stop singing and serve.
Shenyang: I&;m excited.
Zhao Benshan: Serve the food!
Shenyang: I&;ll sing another trio, Mr. Bi. Can I sing another one?
Zhao Benshan: What are you singing?
Shenyang: Let me sing a song from Dao Lang!
Zhao Benshan: Come on, you … you can sing dung beetles.
Bi Fujian: Brother, Dao Lang is not an insect&;s name, but a personal name, Dao Lang, the singer&;s name.
Small Shenyang: Dao Lang&;s voice feels sad: the first snow in 2002 came later than before …
Bi Fujian: If you have another one, who else can you sing?
Small Shenyang: I can also sing the released Po song.
Bi Fujian: Po&;s voic《山丹丹花开红又艳》 from northern Shaanxi to Teacher Bi … (performance)
Bi Fujian: What&;s your name?
Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.
Bi Fujian: Do you have a foreign name?
Xiao Shenyang: My English name is Xiao Shen … Yang …
Bi Fujian: What&;s his name?
Zhao Benshan: Don&;t you get it? The English name is small!
Bi Fujian: Where are you from, young man?
Small Shenyang: from Lianhua Township.
Bi Fujian: Is it from Lianhua Township?
Shenyang: Yes!
Bi Fujian: Brother, that little Shenyang your son asked me to find is him!
Shenyang: Is that me?
Bi Fujian: Will you com《》?
Shenyang: Thank you, Teacher Bi! I am so excited!
Zhao Benshan: Her grandfather, the child, is a real relative. Besides, I have stewed all these things for you. If you don&;t give me face, you have to give her grandfather face. Otherwise, let her grandfather talk to you personally.
Bi Fujian: No, no! I said, is she famous?
Zhao Benshan: She&;s not famous, like you, I&;m not recommending her. She&;s quite famous. You go to Sohu. com and look at the news. The hit rate is high, and it&;s over 2,000 … It&;s called Ya Dan!
Bi Fujian: Oh? Ya Dan that Sohu.com said is her?
Bi Fujian: Great, great. You serve the food right away. Today, this meal is on me. It&;s my treat. Duck 《》 with your eldest brother. You will form a group, which is called not bad money.
Maomao: I can go, too. Thank you, Grandpa!
Bi Fujian: Y《》 was a stage for the people. They all took it and accepted me.
Bi Fujian: Your name is also on the Internet.
Zhao Benshan: Just click and try. Besides, I have an important secret that I haven&;t revealed to you …
Bi Fujian: What secret?
Zhao Benshan: Actually, my grandfather&;s surname is Bi.