1. Add eggs to instant noodles and get rid of troubles. 2. Listen to your words and waste ten minutes. 3. hanging out with big brother, hungry for nine meals in three days. 4. The highest state of eating food: seeing is eating! 5. Today, I found that a big fac: say? 7. I am a chocolate, clever, hardworking and hardworking. 8. My shoulder itches a little, maybe I&;m growing little wings. 9. I will buy a cup of milk tea after collecting a praise. 10. It used to be difficult for the sea to be water. Fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs. 11. Thanks to Meitu Xiu Xiu for her strong support of this photo. 12. You shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea? 13. Take a step back. You can take a step back, but I won&;t. 14. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement. 15. &”;What was the earliest communication?&”; , &”;dream&”;. 16. The sky is grey and the field is vast. You can live long without caring about others. 17. I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair. 18. tenderness is for reference only, and everything is based on the time of anger. 19. Briefly introduce yourself: quality education has slipped through the net. 20. I like to lose weight so much that I have to say it several times a day. 21. Do you think that cloud in the sky looks like the sulk I was born with? 22. No matter how beautiful they are, they are not as exquisite as my retouching skills. 23. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul. 24. Don&;t think that applause is encouragement, so are mosquitoes! 25. As long as a person is fat, reading carefully is like ordering food. 26. If I had known that life was like this, I would have started saving money when I went to kindergarten. 27. The most perfect play I have ever played is pretending to understand in class. 28. Poverty limits my imagination, but not my weight. 29. It&;s a bit hurtful to say that I&;m fat, but it&;s better to say that I&;m wanton in the world. 30. I woke up from my dream because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream. 31. I remember the last time I touched a girl&;s hand, or when I was playing with you. 32. How to explain your fatness gracefully? There are many things to keep in mind, so it is not good to be thin. 33. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes can&;t be recognized by wearing makeup now. 34. The company has arranged … overtime for us to avoid the rush hour! 35. Why do successful people like to give you chicken soup? Because they have finished eating the chicken. 36. My circle of friends generally blocks my family, for fear that they won&;t recognize me. 37. A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the numbers on the scale. 38. The wind is blowing and the rain is raining. I&;m waiting for you to hit me. I&;m crazy about you and I&;m banging against the wall for you. 39. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has the Great Wall. 40. Everyone is growing, but in different directions. You are growing along the circle. 41. Facts have proved that people will not die if they don&;t play mobile phones for a day, and their lives are still there, but their souls are lost. 42. &”;Do you like my angel&;s face or the devil&;s figure?&”; &”;I just like your sense of humor.&”; 43. If being rich is also a mistake, I&;d rather repeat it. In fact, the mistake is added.I don&;t care if it&;s wrong. 44. Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand. 45. If you give something, you get something back. You give me 100, and I give you 80. You only paid 20, but you got 80. 46. Teacher: Xiao Ming, make a sentence with since. Xiao Ming: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I&;ll make one. 47. I fell down in the street, and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell several times, laughing to death! 48. Teacher: &”;Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you.&”; Xiao Ming: &”;Stop imagining at once!&”; 49. Q: What&;s the difference between Master and Master? God replied, &”;Master, there&;s a demon ahead!&”; &”;Master, turn right ahead.&”; 50. Being sleepy all day, living a hard life, being unsociable and looking very popular, is it true that I am a difficult people? 51. I heard that everyone touches the mobile phone 150 times a day on average. I smiled, obviously just once. I picked it up when I woke up and put it down before going to bed. 52. Those who basked in their husbands gave big red envelopes, I just want to ask, how do you manage your family? Why does your husband have so much money in his hand? 53. Three years ago, a fortune teller said that I would be trapped by love in recent years. I always thought it was love, but now I understand it was yi love. 54. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the West. The pressure of Wukong, Bajie&;s figure, Friar Sand&;s hairstyle, and Tang Priest&;s nagging. 55. In the past, my grandfather had a dog, and he was afraid that it would steal food, so he coated some food with Chili. Later, this guy was so hot and unhappy that even the dog food had to be mixed with Chili. 56. During the college entrance examination, please drive in a civilized way and don&;t honk your horn, so as to affect the candidates. In that year, I was disturbed by the horn, and I didn&;t get into Peking University by one point. Peking University recorded 651 and I took 65. 57. Lying in bed playing with your mobile phone, you will pick it up and continue to brush it even if it falls from your hand three times and five times. We always feel that what we can&;t let go of is some people and things. In fact, what we can&;t let go of is the mobile phone. 58. Why are there always women in costume dramas who say to benefactors: Little women have nothing to repay, only to be committed to each other? Did this really exist in ancient times? Nonsense, that&;s because she likes him. If she doesn&;t like him, she will say: My little girl has nothing to repay, but she will repay it in the afterlife. 59. Recently, in order not to affect the nearby residents, the aunts in our community invented a square dance with Bluetooth headphones. Last night, they went downstairs to buy things and found that the square was silent. Dozens of aunts were smiling and dancing. I went there, which was much more scary than before. I haven&;t been out for several nights! 60. My boyfriend went to my house for dinner for the first time, so I let him go first because I was late. Dad likes drinking. When I got home, they had been drinking for a while. I deliberately said, &”;Dad, who is this handsome guy?&”; Dad said, &”;Isn&;t it your date?&”; I said, &”;No, he hasn&;t come back yet!&”; &”; As a result, dad said happily, &”;This young man is good. Dump your date and be good with him!&”; &”;